Monday, June 18, 2012

Gluten Free/Carnivore

This past week has been filled with everything but my favorite food group- carbs. 
I am now gluten free. 
That means no pasta, no bread, no cake, no cereal, no nothin.
I have literally had dreams of pasta; I miss it so much.
All I have been eating is salad, potatoes, and MEAT.
I love steak.
I am a carnivore. 
I have been since before I could walk. 
Meat was actually the inspiration for me to even start crawling. 

Like many of my other monumental stages in my life, my brother was there to help me along. 
He decided the most logical way to teach me to crawl was by sticking a yard stick in the back of my diaper and tying a piece of jerky to the end of it so that it dangled in front of me.
That was all the inspiration I needed. 
Off I was crawling. 

I feel so reassured that my brother is going to be a doctor.
When he sees someone who can't walk, he will simply hand them a yard stick and a bag of dried cow.

3 comments:

  1. Allie, I've had to eat gluten free since I was 15. I have tons of recipes and know all the good gluten free stuff to buy if you want any advice :)
    -Christie

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  2. hahaha i cannot. for some reason, this is just so funny to me. i love it. well, not the not eating carbs stuff, you're awesome!

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  3. I too am worried about Jess being a doctor. But when has food not been the answer?

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