Thursday, May 3, 2012

HANGRY


I have a real problem. 
It comes about every time I haven't shoved, inhaled, or smothered food in or on my face in the last four hours. 

Us Jenkins refer to it simply as being HANGRY.
This is when I get so hungry that I become angry.

I think angry might even be an understatement....
My tolerance for stupidity reaches -50, where I no longer am just passive about people being stupid, but I now feel a desire to high five them, in the face, with a chair, for being SOOO smart. 

If you ever have experienced me in this state of mind, I apologize. 
Just slap me in the face with a quesadilla and I'll be fine. 

I still won't be able to fix you stupidity, however. 
Just simply overlook it. 

2 comments:

  1. Allie, I love your blog! You crack me up!

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  2. Hilarious. This is great. I would like to note that I married into the family and therefore do not have the gene.

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