tortilla chips

Today I was working.

Like I always am.

I wasn't hungry before I went to work so I didn't make food.

But then five minutes before I had to leave, ravenous hunger struck my body.

I was too lazy to make something and I have no food to even make so I grabbed my whole bag of

 tortilla chips. 

Simple solution.

Until it back fired. 

I got down to the bottom of the bag-no i didn't eat the entire bag right then and there- so naturally I opened wide and created a ramp with the bag for the chips to gently cascade into my mouth. 

It wasn't so gentle. 

They got all over me. 

Some did get in my mouth though. 

The worst part is that their was a law student standing in front of me the entire time this took place. 

When I opened my mouth to say HI,  chips fell out.

Again getting all over me. 

She walked away laughing really hard. 

I sat there still hungry.

Dang it.